How many mortals does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, three so far! -slurp-

How many Toreador does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds onto the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around.

How many Tremere does it take to change a light bulb?
Five, after the ritual has been completed (of course).

How many Sabbat does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to do it, one to frenzy over it, one to laugh maniacally about it and one to report the other three to the bishop.

How many Brujah does it take to change a light bulb?
"Change your own damn light bulb."

How many Brujah does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to do it and three to hold the bike.

How many Ventrue does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine. Eight to sit on the committee and one to get his ghoul to do it.

How many Salubri does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb has found peace.

How many Ravnos does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulb? What light bulb?

How many Malkavians does it take to change a light bulb?
The FISH!!

How Elders does it take to change a light bulb?
"Wait a second, where does the whale blubber oil go?"

How many Gangrels does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Whatta ya mean no camp fires?"

How many Daughters of Cacophony does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's her fault it's broken.

How many Harpies does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's rumored to have been done already.

How many Malkavians does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it depends if the tomato is ripe and chicken is willing.

How many Nosferatu does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Nosferatu look better in the dark.

How many Brujah does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Brujah ain't afraid of the dark.

How many Tremere does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But it takes him eight weeks to gather up enough e.p.

How many Toreador does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it will take them an hour once they are done being fascinated by the refrigerator light.

How many Ravnos does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he was the one who took the light bulb in the first place.

How many Ventrue does it take to change a light bulb? (LARP Joke)
One, but it will cost him two finance and one industry.

How many Tzimisce does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to flesh-craft a ghoul into a glass sphere, another to flesh-craft a homeless person into bio-luminescent filament...

How many Giovanni does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But if he does it wrong they break his knee caps.

How many Lasombra does it take to change a light bulb?
How can you tell that the light isn't working?

How many Ventrue childer does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they haven't earned the right to make a ghoul yet.

How many Ventrue does it take to change a light bulb?
None, we don't DO manual labor!

How many Toreador does it take to change a light bulb?
50. One to actually screw in the light bulb and 49 to say how they could've done it better.

How many Brujah does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let the Rabble do the dishes in the dark.

How many Brujah Idealists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, he refuses to believe it is broken.

How many Lasombra does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They like it in the dark.

How many Tremere does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to do it and two to confuse the issue.

How many Ventrue does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You have an overwhelming compulsion to do it yourself.

How many Cappadocians does it take to change a light bulb?
No idea. They're too busy studying the dead one.

How many Toreador does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to do it and two to serve refreshments.

How many Ventrue does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change? Change!?!....

How many Malkavians does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends whether you count the other voices.