TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT SUCKS TO BE A REVENANT

10. You remember those awkward teenage years? Imagine them lasting *several decades*.

9. Your Bratovich husband's uneradicable Kibble breath.

8. One word: canonfodder.

7. Being referred to as "Renfield" by Lasombra and Malkavians alike.

6. The entire *possibility* of being used in Vozhd construction.

5. One day the Giovanni and the Tzimisce *are* going to light upon the idea of crossbreeding.

4. "Deliverance" jokes.

3. Romeo and Juliet as performed by the Grimaldis and the Zantosas.

2. Members of the Old Clan with a Dracula fetish.

...and, finally, the WORST thing about being a revenant...

1. Brotherly love. Think about it.